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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

***SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN*** ....a mandatory curfew has been inforced for the DMV hip hop community...

GRITTY GANG SEASON HAS BEGUN......SEEK SHELTER FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!



As of today, June 16, 2010 Baltimore City officials have declared the mixtape release of the popular hip hop organization known as Gritty Gang a hazard to local rap artists music careers (present and future). In affiliation with ARS Studios (one of Baltimore's powerhouses) Gritty Gang (which consist of DMV legends Ogun, Hunnit Proof, Maintain, BakerMan Blue, Q Gudda, Kwam, Barz, Rocwell, Si Notes, Sonny Reddz and Infamous Goon) is on a killstreak this summer, eliminating the competition with bangas such as "FIRE", "I'M GREAT", "THROW IT UP" and "DROP".

The ringleader of the gang, code name Ogun Bmore Hero (pictured on the left), has been harvesting these lyrical assassins for more than a year prior to this mixtape massacre. Earlier reports this month of members Sonny Reddz, Si Notes and Hunnit Proof project drops were only a mere warning to the current storm that has touched down.


"Its pure maddness bruh! I love these guys man! I met them at the Hunnit Proof video shoot! These guys are the greatest! Gritty Gang is the best!" says local Calvert Hall student Skeet Skeeterson (pictured on the right with the suspects), who was lucky enough to come in contact with the gang and escape with his life at a recent Gritty Gang videoshoot. The young man is currently being held in custody after disobeying Lutherville officials home-detention mandate issued for the safety of its community. Apparently Mr. Skeeterson was seen leaving his home and partaking in random graffiti taggings of "#HP" and "#GG" on private property around the Lutherville/Cockeysville area. "Can't you see what they are doing to our community? They are taking over everything! First the airways, then the internet, now videos....whats next..the world?" says local mother of three Karen Smith.



Maryland authorities have issued the following instructions to the Baltimore city music community and surrounding areas in order to avoid any further incidents or loss of music careers at the hands of the Gritty Gang:

  • get familar with the suspects
  • SEEK SHELTER!




*names in alias used in this blog post were done for entertainment purposes of the new Gritty Gang mixtape....ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY*









Video Footage of Mr. Skeeterson being assulted at the Hunnit Proof videoshoot for their new hit single "#HunnitProof"


















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